Wot triggered you mate?
Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the gossips. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can chat us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Did sumfin tick ya off? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you cou